doctorwho: klainest: on a scale of glee to doctor who how good is your show’s continuity
How the sky would look if the planets were as...
guceubcuesu: Moon… Mercury… Venus… Mars… Jupiter… Saturn… Uranus… Neptune… Pluto can suck a dick
I wouldn't be afraid of spiders if I could just...
Me: Oh, hey whoa, this shower is occupied.
Spider: Omg man I didn't see you there.
Me: We cool?
Spider: Yeah, yeah, we're cool. I'm just coming down to scope out the tub.
Me: Oh, that's legit. Hey, you might wanna move over some--you're descending right into the shower stream and I don't want you to drown.
Spider: Hey thanks, bud. I'll be careful.
Me: So...can I get out now?
Spider: Sure, sure! Sorry I'll just move over here.
Me: Thanks. You have a nice night. Don't come into my bedroom, okay?
Spider: Nah, that's your space. We're cool. Have a great evening.
madformads: aggiornamento: all other costumes fail when compared to this family literally the cutest family ever LOOK AT THIS ADORABLENESS
Excuses To Tell Your Teacher (Doctor Who Version)
Excuse 1: Sorry I'm late! The Tardis was trapped in another universe.
Excuse 2: A Dalek exterminated my computer.
Excuse3: What do you mean that I can't use "the Doctor" as a source?
Excuse 4: The Time Vortex consumed my homework.
Excuse 5: There was an accident on the way here. It involved a blue police box.
Excuse 5: I would have emailed you my History paper, but the Doctor sonic my laptop.
Excuse 6: I was doing a report about the Doctor helping humanity. Then, Torchwood confiscated it.
kirtens: when i was younger i was in mcdonalds and i had my tamagotchi with me and i was playing with it and there was another girl about my age with a tamagotchi too and we kept looking over to eachother and after a while she went to the bathroom and i followed a few minutes after and she had been waiting for me and we connected our tamagotchis and we made them have tamababies and it was the...